Friday, December 17, 2010

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the top five insults

Dear friends,
welcome at the annual symposium on 'insult , free service from this blog, sponsored by the Ministry of Heritage and Culture. Be warned: send the kids to bed and do not break off!
In this episode, the long-awaited top five of the insult.
fifth we have the timeless:

5) asshole / a;
an insult neutral, medium-size, unisex, suitable for all occasions. Clearly expresses your disappointment on the moral conduct of the interlocutor, too calmly.

4) dickhead;
chanting to a very beloved part of the body, alluding to a lack of intelligence, its the male member. Insult essential when you are attacked, is also good to emphasize the lack of delicacy in acting and relating with others.

3) son of a bitch;
students are reminded that insult women, you should use the Rule of the next. To insult a man it refers to the mother or the woman closest to him. After the mother's sister is popular, followed closely by her aunt. Using this expression against a woman is not wrong, but is considered redundant and therefore to be avoided, as the next woman is herself. He thus replaced the term motherfucker, with a simpler and practically equivalent: bitch.

2) black, jew, fag, Communist ...
customs clearance at the start of terms deemed politically incorrect until recently, more and more complicit in the appearances of characters such as melon, Mussolini and the widow Almirante, Italian television.

1) stoned;
considered an insult in the past, media entities, purchased insulting since our power has become a country of old, where instilling doubt about the mental faculties of their party becomes the best to discredit him. Not to be confused with the word "asshole", now scomparso come insulto e diventato un termine politico conteso da centro-destra e centro-sinistra.


Da notare la scomparsa del termine " fascista " inteso come insulto fino a pochi anni fa. Numerose indagini scientifiche autorevoli, hanno dimostrato la trasformazione di questo vecchio insulto in un complimento. Uno studio sul campo ha dimostrato che i coraggiosi tutori dell'ordine ripresi in questo video mentre difendono la libertà e la democrazia:





al grido della folla che li chiamava "fascisti", sono arrossiti come scolarette e hanno ringraziato timidamente.

Buona day
the pizza carrier.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

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2010 Finally an effective treatment against athlete's foot!


Dear friends,
Julian Assange this week, the Australian journalist, founder of Wikileaks, the international nonprofit organization specializing in the publication of "indiscretions" turned himself in to London police Tuesday after becoming the most wanted man in the world.

against him, no evidence directly connected with the recent shoot of its portal, but a much more deplorable and unjustifiable accusation of rape. How do you defend an accused of rape? not matter whether you are an extravagance all Swedish called "surprise sex" and that is equivalent to rape, despite expected that the rapist is brought naked and smeared with Nutella in a cream cake in the middle of a slumber party chock full of consenting women that if they have returned all night ...

Clearly the British government will send him to Sweden, a country which has made the charge and issued the international arrest warrant, from there, with the excuse of checking whether the American Swedish saunas are effective on athlete's foot as the Swedish saunas Swedish Assange the poor will be transferred temporarily in the United States, where he accidentally be held on charges of espionage, McCarthyism and epistaxis.

The world breaks, hackers are targeting companies that fight Wikileaks, many shouting for a boycott of the critics, Putin also scandalized by this so openly pretextual arrest. The only comment that it is precisely the United States, which have caught the heaviest accusations.

According to reports made public, the United States in April 2003 have boasted a supertestimone that ensured the presence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraqi territory, just to begin the occupation army outposts and arrange for the next campaign Iraq or the Gulf War. In addition, the U.S. government would put in place some accordi con importanti esponenti del partito Baath (tra cui addirittura il generale Al-Rawi, capo delle forze armate irachene), per spartirsi il Paese a tavolino senza passare per il solito governo fantoccio al solo scopo di intascare molti più soldi all'insaputa tanto degli iracheni, quanto degli americani.

Anzi, no, questa era parte della trama di Green Zone con Matt Damon. Bel film, comunque!

e adesso se mi permettete, tre comunicazioni di servizio:
Max , per arrivare alla traversa Mandrolisai, vai in via Mandrolisai e cerca una traversa (forse hai ragione, questo potrebbe dare il colpo di grazia al mio blog).
Diego , via Basilicata è vicino Via parsley.
Riki, I love cutting onions. 'm Going crazy. I had my way, chopping onions all day!

With this over and out.
the pizza carrier