Saturday, September 25, 2010

Who Do Have Black Pople Yellow Eyes

Pretexts

Dear dog lovers,
the British newspaper the Daily Mail published rumors about the new film of Jessica Alba. After the statements to the Scarlet magazine, no more than nine months ago, fans of the South American star had lost hope of seeing her naked. The beautiful Jessica
defends itself by stating that his "no" category was reported to the naked free and vulgar. This time we are in the presence of an action movie worthy of the worst nineties, complete with a cast overpaid, becere jokes, forced dialogue, shooting a go-go joints and suspended between the limits of the impossible and the limits of the Mincio. All would, of course, as the film in question, which s'intitolerà Machete, has been preceded by a fake trailer released with the release of Tarantino's Grindhouse, from which it takes the setting and style of an old b- movie. Robert Rodriguez, the director, came out in the spirit deeply enriched by the direction of Spy Kids, did have an exceptional cast consists of Robert De Niro, Steven Sigal, Don Johnson (a priest?), Linsay Loan, Michelle Rodriguez (who among other things, she played the rebellious military Avatar) and Jessica Alba naked.
According to early rumors, the nude Jessica Alba would not be different from 3.4 billion of other naked women crowding the planet. The staff who had the good fortune to attend the filming, he could confirm the following:
1) Jessica Alba has 2 (two) breasts, a right and left;
2) each breast has a nipple
3) biddi ;
4) is the only fruit of the potato.
That said, I think I've written enough news / bullshit to justify the presence of a nude picture on my blog.

Happy Saturday to all.
the pizza carrier

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Monclerwoodbury Commons Stores

Sandrino's in trouble! Read

Dear friends,
big trouble for six Italians in that of London, during the pope's visit as soon as completed. Six employees of the pizzeria Sandrino 's, the famous London landmark Italian chain founded by a gaggio of St. Michael, were arrested by Scotland Yard after an interception machine. Today
denial and the release of six men, including top police officials said in a press conference not a "real threat".
After careful investigations, it was rebuilt the unfortunate misunderstanding. It seems that some Swiss guards who are passionate about pizza and mullet eggplant, had called the pizzeria where they work the accused. After placing your order, they asked if his holiness also gradisse an eggplant pizza and mullet. The pontiff said he would prefer pizza with asparagus, but not without sauce and mozzarella. At this point, the employee's Sandrino the phone would say,
"custu Olira skeptical sparau pope!"
setting off alarms at Scotland Yard. A
incident concluded, the investigators brought their apology to the alleged terrorists and ordered two sandwiches with roast pork and mayonnaise and six iknuse. One of the accused would have said "do twenty euros round!" sealing the end of the accident.


For non the SARD, the phrase has a double interpretation: "This Pope only wants asparagus" and "absolutely must shoot the pope."
good Sunday
the pizza carrier

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Myth For Itchy Right Ear

Gaggiopoli!

Dear friends of pizza carrier ,
this year I forgot to let you know that summer's here!
As you know, not everyone has a television at home and someone may have lost this incredible news.
If you do not watch the national news, in fact, you may not notice it and remain victims of the heat. It 'sure to drink plenty of water and eat lots of fruits in season, do not leave the house early in the afternoon, especially when wearing coats and furs. Also remember that leaving your dog in a car parked in the sun, in minutes you can understand where the term hot dog.
This year there is an interesting novelty. With the summer came GAGGIOPOLI .
Gaggiopoli is a story in episodes, written and conceived by Maurizio Cocco and illustrated by Emily Serreli , published in installments on Facebook since June 1, 2010 and still in progress. To learn more click here .
It 's very important to read Gaggiopoli in what has been scientifically proven to reduce the effect of callella summer, and stimulates diuresis, you will not be SHCOPPIATI A SHCHIAFFIIIII!

'scumprè?
tagazzu!
the pizza carrier